Microfiction: A Holiday Wish, MMO Blogger Edition

• As befits this Christmastime,
  I feel the urge to write in rhyme.
  So I'd best think of something fast,
  Before this need has come and passed.


• To players wearing hats tinfoil
  who's rantings cause my blood to boil,
  I wish for you serenity
  'Cause hemorrhages don't come free.


• For the bloggers who fight and fight
  Sure their opinions must be right,
  Humility would be what fits
  Though arguing will grant more hits.


• For game designers old and new
  I send to you a frosty brew.
  After reading your message board,
  I'd so get drunk out of my gourd.


• Game reviewers, oh so jaded,
  who's love of games has abated,
  I hope this seas'n returns the joy
  Like when you were a girl-slash-boy.


• And finally to my readers few
  Who came with hopes of blog posts new,
  I take to heart your fervent plea
  To ne'er again write poetry.