Unexplored Worlds: Random Crazy Person Generator

• Gender (1d10): 1-5 - Male, 6-10 Female
  -1 is encounter is outdoors
  +1 if encounter is on an estate or in a sanitarium


• Age (2d10+16): total indicates actual age
  For apparent age, roll 1d20-3 and add to age.


• Hairstyle (1d4+1): total indicates number of directions hair projects


• Manner Of Dress (1d8): see table
  1 - dressing gown
  2 - torn dressing gown
  3 - soiled dressing gown
  4 - rumpled dressing gown
  5 - torn and soiled dressing gown
  6 - torn and rumpled dressing gown
  7 - torn, rumpled, and soiled dressing gown
  8 - nothing


• Who Is After Them (1d6): see table
  1 - Them! You know who they are! They're everywhere!
  2 - His/Her ungrateful, spoiled childred who are just after his/her money
  3 - The bugs! Can't you see all the bugs? They are all over me!
  4 - Afraid of being swallowed up by the ground (if outside)/the sky (if inside)
  5 - Cats! Haven't you seen them watching! They're always watching!
  6 - The triple headed demon goddess, Keec'klaq'clook


• Possessions (1d3-1): total indicates number of possessions, roll 1d12 on table once for each item, roll 1d5 to determine how attached to the item the person is (5 is highly attached, 1 is not attached at all)
  1 - a bit of string
  2 - a dull knife
  3 - a stone pestle (without mortar)
  4 - half a string of wooden beads
  5 - a wooden bowl, cracked down one side to the bottom
  6 - a lady's painted fan, soiled
  7 - an iron barrel hoop
  8 - a straw brush, missing one third of its bristles
  9 - a brightly polished river rock
  10 - a treasure map (roll again on table to determine what is buried there)
  11 - an unsettling doll
  12 - something valuable (roll on Valuables table)


• Valuables (1d10): roll once for each "something valuable" result on the Possessions table
  1-6 - a number of silver coins (roll d6s equalling the result)
  7 - a ruby the size of your thumb
  8 - a tarnished crown that fits the person's head
  9 - a talisman of magical protection
  10 - a ring of invisibility, engraved with an ancient script


• Motive (1d6): see table
  1 - "Can you help me find my pet squirrel, Fluffy?"
  2 - "I'm really the king/queen!"
  3 - "GO AWAY!"
  4 - "The voices tell me to follow you."
  5 - "That [thing] looks very pretty. Can I have it?"
  6 - "I just want to dance!"


• Unexplored Worlds is my attempt to design an RPG campaign in the open. Since I have not rolled a d20 in anger in many years, this is my way to keep playing without actually playing. All posts are written to be system-agnostic, so please use whatever keeps your interest in your own games. Just let me know how it goes.

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