Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Random Shots: To The Citizens Of Millennium City

  • Dear Citizens Of Millennium City:

  • I appreciate that you need help from time to time. Colorful gangs, paramilitary organizations, various aliens, and evil robots abound. I may be the only one around to stop whatever nefarious deed you have just witnessed. However I have a question for you.

  • When you see a villainous organization smuggling explosives into a building somewhere and you decide you have to intervene, when you look around the city in search of a superhero, someone to disarm said explosives, why do you look at me and say "That's the woman for the job?"

  • You know, the woman who is on fire.

  • The woman that makes things blow up...

  • ...with fire.

  • I took care of your bomb problem. I wasn't going to let the Destroyer Bots blow up a museum. Especially a museum that is freakishly larger on the inside than on the outside.

  • But next time, maybe you should talk to one of those mad scientist heroes. Those guys love that kind of thing. And they're a lot less likely to blow things up with their own bodies.

  • Respectfully, Arcfire

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